A Little Snow Humour!
March 2013
Below is a Path Report from one of our Hardy Hill wardens!
Bailies of Bennachie - Hill Watcher’s Report No: Below Zero
Date area surveyed: 19/03/13 Surveyed by: Mr A Yeti
General description of paths walked:
Rowan Tree Glacier, Across Stay Know Tundra, Mither Tap Alps to Craigshannoch Ice Fields.
Look out for
Car numbers in carpark: No Cars, 6 Snowmobiles
Numbers of people met: 8 Eskimos & 1 Yeti
Wildlife (where and how many): 4 Penguins, 1 Albatross (Walking)
Track conditions: What Tracks??
Litter and dog fouling: Too Windy For Litter, The Dogs Were Using Pretty Foul Language for being taken out in such Weather.
Evidence of mountain bikes: Yes, I Buried 4 In a 6ft Snowdrift
Condition of signposts: All blown over (with a little help from me!!)
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GPS doesn't work at the North Pole |
8 Huskies Pulling an Eskimo in a Sled. Must get something done about these unauthorised vehicles on the hill |
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All the Grouse were leaving, mumbling something about being too cold and were heading for Ptarmigan country. |
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URGENT |
Our Track needs clearing of snow so that we can get to our car 600yds from our house. PS please don’t leave it till the next work party. |
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Someone has been converting the Grouse butts into Igloos, will they need planning permission? If they do, better make it quick in case a thaw sets in. We live in hope! |